The founder of the rules - Jeremy Wilcox Wilcox
Christmas is almost here... and it's only October.
I still feel a major source of pride that Dolly Parton's Dixie Stampede went from installing their Christmas decorations on October 4, to October 11 to being shut down for good. Don't mess with Christmas. Or Texas. I couldn't imagine what a Christmas in Texas would be like if it's messed with.
2012 marks the... what, 5th year? Gosh, how time flies. Every year I post these rules - usually around October - in order to spell out when and where you can and can't decorate for the upcoming Holiday season. (No, not Halloween. Or Thanksgiving. See, this is why we have these rules! I'm talking Christmas decorations, people!)
I would once again like to publicly recognize Nordstrom's for their holiday decoration policy. You'll soon see signs that read:
Dear Nordstrom's guest - You may notice there are no holiday decorations up in our store. Well, we believe in celebrating one holiday at a time. We will be closed on Thanksgiving Day to spend the day with our families, but will reopen the day after full of Holiday cheer and decorations - we look forward to seeing you again soon!"
Well said. I cried when I saw that.
Please note the schedule for Christmas/Holiday decorations according to the Wilcox Rules of Festive Holiday Displays - which follows.
Assembly of large christmas displays may begin November 1, however the lights may not be activated between the hours of 5 AM and 1 AM under ANY circumstances. Mind bendingly large installations like the Osbourne Spectacle of Lights or the decoration of Cinderella's Castle may begin in August - but should be invisible to the naked eye, and must follow the time restrictions. The only exception to the time restriction would be if the lights are not visible from public grounds, and the area is clear of the public.
On November 15 outdoor commercial festive displays may be activated and illuminated for viewing, however it is not reccomended. During this same time period, (the week of Thanksgiving) indoor festive displays may be installed. Residential festive lighting and displays may begin installation, but may not be activated or illuminated. Protective sheets to shield the public from your displays are reccomended. Festive music may begin to play on the radio, but not on PA systems in public places (festive music in private places is unregulated. What you do in your own house is your business, however we in no way reccomend or condone of such activity.).
The day after Thanksgiving any and all festive displays may be illuminated and activated, residential or commercial. Festive music is also allowed to be played in public places. It's on, Christmas!
At the end of the season music, displays, and any other festive season paraphenalia is to be deactivated or powered down no later than January 3rd. The displays should be dismantled in a timely manner, no later than January 15 for residential and small displays, January 31 for major commercial displays.
Special Articles/Addendums:
Indoors at Private Residences We realize that not everyone can hold back on their holiday cheer. If a private citizen wants to decorate the interior of their house, they are free to do so at any time. This is a free country after all (it is still a free country, right?) Similar to the festive music in private places (Santa) Clause, these must be invisible to those outside your home.
Hannukah (Channukah) decorations are unregulated at this point. Not to be holiday-ist, or an Anti-Semite - quite the contrary. Due to the moving target that is the Festival of Lights, it is difficult to set a fininte set of dates - one year it would be too early, the next not early enough. Also - how many decorations do you see for Hannukah? Not many. For the festival of lights, it's not very bright. We celebrate all Holidays with the Wilcox rules of Festive Holiday Displays.
Manufacturing Plants/Design areas
We recognize that to make the season bright, we need people to help make the stuff that makes the season bright (And I'm not talking about Family, or children. I'm talking tangibles.) Should you work in a factory that makes Christmas displays, or in an area that prepares holiday decorations (WDW Holiday Services - a 365 day operation), you may display Holiday decorates for Test and Adjust purposes only. However, you should make every attempt to test A) Indoors or B) On a building, in a field, far away from civilization so that nobody has to see your Holiday products in April when you make them. If you require special permits, contact the department of Festive Holiday Display office. Be warned that the office has a heavy bias on denying your request.
Christmas in July
No.
See, isn't that better? I think we can all survive and thrive with this set of rules.
To keep up with the latest developments, as well as check out the naughty list... follow me on Twitter at @JWWholidayrules or holidayrules.blogspot.com.
Happy Holidays! (One at a time, please.)
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